The Free Land of Deruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.524 billion Deruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuan economy, worth 481 trillion Yeets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,497 Yeets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu's national animal is the Employee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Deruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu is ranked 129,569^th in the world and 158^th in Wolf Card Farm Corporation for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.